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- If Deligence was to be a murderer, then the Ant would have been
the first victim of Death.
- If beard where to be signs of Knowledge, then Goats would have become
Professors.
- Open Rebuke is better than Secret Love.
- He who has tasted the sweetness of a fruit, knows it Bitterness.
- To be born once is to die, but to be born twice is to live forever.
- A man who lives alone is either always overworked, or is either
always overfed.
- The Poorer a man becomes, the more evil spirits he encounters.
- If your face is swollen from the severe beatings of life, smile
and pretend to be a fat man.
- What an Old man see's sitting down, A kid can't see even if he climbs
a tree.
- One cannot expect to continue drawing milk from the cow after the
man holding the horns has left.
- A frog is known to like water, but not when it is boiling.
- Until a frog falls into boiling water, it never thought there is
difference in water.
- Words are like Birds, once released they can never be recaptured.
- "All hard works brings a profit, but mere talk leads to poverty".
- The father of all Characters is Patient.
- A Child that throw stones at people and takes refuge behind the
mother apron, runs the risk of being beaten, when the mother goes to the market.
- A chicken always frown at the cooking pot ignoring the knife that
killed it.
- Always remember to be good to those you meet on your way up, for
they are the same people you will meet on your way back.
- A man's worth is not his pocket, but his people.
THE YOUNG MINISTER
A young minister, in the first day of his parish, was
obliged to call upon the widow of an electric man who had just died. Standing before the open casket and consoling the widow,
he said, "I know this must be a very had blow, Mrs. Vernon.
But we must remember that what we see here is the husk
only, the shell.....the nut has gone to heaven."
THE PRIEST
One night after evening service, a priest decided to
take a walk. A wrong turn led him into the red light district.
On the first corner, he saw a hooker dressed in a lamppost. Seeing the fallen woman,
the priest went up and said, " My dear, I have spent my night praying for you."
"No need to do that, Father," the hooker said. "I'm here every night. You can have
me any time you want."
THE DIVORCED LAWYER
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter mathodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His
curiosity getting the better in him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, " I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, Guess who?''''''But
why?'' asks the man. "I'm a divorced lawyer, " the man replies.
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